Traffic Regulation Fan Gifts

'Well thank God...I thought for one minute you were a kissogram.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Ancient taxi

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Speed Bumps.

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

Inflatable car

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

The Automatic Policeman

Cylinder Head

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

Finishing Line

Cows on a bus.

An English Coachman Swaggers Down the Street

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

Zebra crossing

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

Betty liked to use safety glasses

"Easy does it, Ralph."

Office of Fair Trading boxer

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

'Don't speed. It's better to be late in this world than early in the next. . .'

Driver Hand Signals

"That's right, Terri, my dad let me borrow his car!"