Traffic Behavior Fans Gifts

Driver Hand Signals

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"The unlucky lemming"

E-Baying @ The Moon

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Museum of Bones

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Echo in the hippo.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Speed Bumps.

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Do not pass.

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

Traffic Jam

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

"I'm hungry anyone else?"

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Some dogs just love the sound of their own bark, don't they?

'What the hell