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Driver Hand Signals

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

E-Baying @ The Moon

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"The unlucky lemming"

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Museum of Bones

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Echo in the hippo.

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Speed Bumps.

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Do not pass.

Traffic Jam

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

"I'm hungry anyone else?"

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

'What the hell

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"