Traffic Light Fan Gifts

The Automatic Policeman

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Speed Bumps.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

Happy Xmas

Ducks crossing.

Street Musician

Angry pensioner

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

'I think he's trying to pawn his air guitar.'

"I just want to express more GO!"

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

Fixing the light

Manager please give 10%

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Cylinder Head

Roverdance.

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

'We're stuck - it's been amber for ages.'

Finishing Line

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.