Traffic Light Fan Pillows

The Automatic Policeman

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Speed Bumps.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

Street Musician

Happy Xmas

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

Manager please give 10%

Fixing the light

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"I just want to express more GO!"

Cylinder Head

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Roverdance.

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

'We're stuck - it's been amber for ages.'

Finishing Line

Man singing 'I've lost that loving feeling' outside infertility clinic.