License Plate Fan Pillows

My other car is on top of this one.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'I believe you were first.'

'Our limo's here.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

'You should all be wearing helmets'

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Ducks crossing.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Angry pensioner

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

The Automatic Policeman

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Cylinder Head

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Sprinting speeding ticket

On your mark, get set, go!

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

Finishing Line