License Plate Fan Gifts

My other car is on top of this one.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Do you buy cars here?"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

'I believe you were first.'

'Our limo's here.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Race

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

The Automatic Policeman

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

Cylinder Head

Sprinting speeding ticket

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

On your mark, get set, go!

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"