Car Customization Fan Pillows

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

"Why would I put my name on my car?"

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Mine's camper."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Artists At The Auto Show

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

'Our limo's here.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

Angry pensioner

'And this is our basic model.'

Ducks crossing.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Wheel technical support line.'

Cylinder Head

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

Have you installed the heater?

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

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