Vehicle Modification Fans Pillows

Delivery Van with Tin Opener

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Artists At The Auto Show

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"Do you have anything smaller?"

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"He adored that old car !"

Cylinder Head

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Finishing Line

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

Red car

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.

'... and to think this is the same kid who was terrified of getting a shot at the doctor.'

'It's just our way of saying, 'to hell with high gas prices!''