Vehicle Modification Fans Mugs

Delivery Van with Tin Opener

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Do you buy cars here?"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Artists At The Auto Show

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

"Do you have anything smaller?"

Rest area - 12 mile.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Ducks crossing.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Angry pensioner

"He adored that old car !"

Cylinder Head

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

Finishing Line

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

'It's just our way of saying, 'to hell with high gas prices!''

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

'... and to think this is the same kid who was terrified of getting a shot at the doctor.'