Light Fixture Fan Pillows

"Will you put something on?"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

The Lemmings of Montauk

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"You have no idea how political this place is."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Rep-Tiles.

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.