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The Lemmings of Montauk

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A watch face with Stonehenge

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Pirates

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Landlubbers ONLY!

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"Your candle has gone out."

'Thank goodness you're here!'

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

"Delivery."

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana

Moon and Lighthouse

Fixing the light

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

"She's a rescue."