Stonehenge Fan Pillows

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

Henge Football

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

The Lemmings of Montauk

"I get it!"

Stone henge swing.

Easter bunny Island.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

FedRex

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

Stonehenge Bowling

"I graduated magma cum laude."

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

Spudhenge

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

The First Spring Clean

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

Sightseeing Bus

Taking selfies at the kelpies

Cleaner and sculpture

"Man, I hate daylight savings."

Two prehistoric men struggle to lift a heavy rock near Stonehenge.

"No wonder you're having back problems. You have an old, heavy mobile device. Have you considered updating?"

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

Solstice June 2021

Keister Island