Historical Site Fan Pillows

Sightseeing Bus

Paul Klee

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Stephen Spender.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

Maypole

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Little boy dragon

The Race to Ukraine

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

God's Double Whammy.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'Is it organic?'

Davy Crocat

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

"Best Hamlet I've ever seen - pity the rest of the cast were doing Macbeth!"

"Did we get the line item veto?"

August Comte

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

The Conservatives will be pulling the strings...

"That isn't allowed either."

"Without further ado, please welcome the real 'Indiana Jones!'"

Afghanistan-British Disputes with Russia

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

At the Lost Gods Home

"Honest man? No, I'm looking for a place to charge my phone."