Historical Events Fan Pillows

"Nice to see young people dressed respectfully."

Afghanistan-British Disputes with Russia

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'You'd have thought he'd have been rumbled before his engagement, eh, dear?'

Paul Klee

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Stephen Spender.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Maypole

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

God's Double Whammy.

Jonathan Swift.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

The Race to Ukraine

"It's our best trending merch."

Lady Jane Grey

Ben Jonson.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'Is it organic?'

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

"Best Hamlet I've ever seen - pity the rest of the cast were doing Macbeth!"

La Boheme - Mimi dies

"Did we get the line item veto?"

Maid

Davy Crocat

August Comte

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

"You rang, m'lord?"

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile