Historical Context Fan Pillows

'I'm sorry, Lord, it's my ears, I thought you said Noah, build an arch!'

"I'm Profession James Friday, owner of this island. Pleased to meet you, Mr. Crusoe."

Paul Klee

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Maypole

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

The Race to Ukraine

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

God's Double Whammy.

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

'Is it organic?'

Libya Crisis and the Price of Oil

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

"Best Hamlet I've ever seen - pity the rest of the cast were doing Macbeth!"

"Did we get the line item veto?"

Davy Crocat

August Comte

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

The Conservatives will be pulling the strings...

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"That isn't allowed either."

"Honest man? No, I'm looking for a place to charge my phone."

Ingoldsby Legends - Impious Bishop Robert of Birchington