Historical Context Fan Gifts

'I'm sorry, Lord, it's my ears, I thought you said Noah, build an arch!'

"I'm Profession James Friday, owner of this island. Pleased to meet you, Mr. Crusoe."

Paul Klee

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Stephen Spender.

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

Maypole

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

The Race to Ukraine

God's Double Whammy.

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'Is it organic?'

Libya Crisis and the Price of Oil

"Best Hamlet I've ever seen - pity the rest of the cast were doing Macbeth!"

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

"Did we get the line item veto?"

Davy Crocat

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

August Comte

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

The Conservatives will be pulling the strings...

"Honest man? No, I'm looking for a place to charge my phone."

"Without further ado, please welcome the real 'Indiana Jones!'"