Stone Head Statue Fan Pillows

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

A watch face with Stonehenge

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Stone henge swing.

Easter bunny Island.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

FedRex

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

A doctor statue and a patient statue

'Will that be on the rocks?'

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

Tour de France champ Gregory LeMond.

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

Statue of Liberty on the Phone.

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

"Takes years of me..."

Cleaner and sculpture

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

Taking selfies at the kelpies

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

Mrs. Snowman talks: 'It took me a long time to get over my husband's death!'

"No wonder you're having back problems. You have an old, heavy mobile device. Have you considered updating?"

'So sorry, I thought you were an Anthony Gormley.'