Stone Head Statue Fan Pillows

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

A watch face with Stonehenge

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Stone henge swing.

Easter bunny Island.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

FedRex

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

A doctor statue and a patient statue

'Will that be on the rocks?'

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

Statue of Liberty on the Phone.

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

Cleaner and sculpture

"Takes years of me..."

Mrs. Snowman talks: 'It took me a long time to get over my husband's death!'

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

Taking selfies at the kelpies

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

"This pose is murder on my back!"

"No wonder you're having back problems. You have an old, heavy mobile device. Have you considered updating?"

'So sorry, I thought you were an Anthony Gormley.'