Stone Circle Fan Pillows

Stone henge swing.

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

StonesHendge.

Litter Tray Stonehenge

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

Alien crapload

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Easter bunny Island.

FedRex

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

People who understand Venn diagrams

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

'Will that be on the rocks?'

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

Cleaner and sculpture

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

Taking selfies at the kelpies

I hate changing FROM Daylight Saving Time.

'So sorry, I thought you were an Anthony Gormley.'

"My wife wanted a garden fence."

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

"No wonder you're having back problems. You have an old, heavy mobile device. Have you considered updating?"