Stonehenge Enthusiasts Pillows

Get moving!

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"I get it!"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Alexander Pope

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'- and this is the drawing room..'

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

The refinancing didn't come through -- I say we just walk away from the project.

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.'

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

Paddlithic Period

"Derivative? Of what?"