Lighthouse Enthusiast Pillows

'I should never have let the moth try steering.'

"Delivery."

"You're wanted on the phone, it's the coastguard."

Lighthouse

Classic Film Festival. The Wizard of Oz. In "The Wizard of Oz," Dorothy's house is blown far away. She must have lived in a lighthouse!

Boat hits rocks because of dim glow from low-energy lighthouse.

"Turn it off! I'm not undressing with the light on."

'Quick, douse the light!'

"We saw a light so we dropped in"

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Your Pizza won't be long...but it will be round.

"Your lightheadedness, may be due to your family history."

"Could you aim that down and a little to the left? I dropped my contact."

"We rescued it from coastal erosion...mind you, the neighbours aren't appreciative."

Local Knowledge

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse Hammock.

Tedious Romantic.

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

A meeting on the pier

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

The Lemmings of Montauk

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

The Fuse

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

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