Lighthouse Enthusiast Prints

'I should never have let the moth try steering.'

"Delivery."

"You're wanted on the phone, it's the coastguard."

Lighthouse

Boat hits rocks because of dim glow from low-energy lighthouse.

"Turn it off! I'm not undressing with the light on."

'Quick, douse the light!'

"We saw a light so we dropped in"

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Your Pizza won't be long...but it will be round.

"Your lightheadedness, may be due to your family history."

"Could you aim that down and a little to the left? I dropped my contact."

"We rescued it from coastal erosion...mind you, the neighbours aren't appreciative."

Local Knowledge

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Hammock.

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

Tedious Romantic.

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

A meeting on the pier

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

The Fuse

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

The Lemmings of Montauk

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Walking the dog.

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."