Light Fixture Fan Mugs

"Will you put something on?"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Man Ray

The Lemmings of Montauk

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"You have no idea how political this place is."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

Rep-Tiles.

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'