Light Fixture Fans Mugs

Fixing the light

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

The Lemmings of Montauk

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"You have no idea how political this place is."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Optician and the PI.

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Easter bunny Island.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

Rep-Tiles.

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

Fur'niture

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

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