Safety Test Fan Gifts

Crash Test Smartie

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'It's an old work injury.'

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

Fire Assembly Point

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

'The food inspector, Sir!'

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

'No, you can't take a mulligan on your test.'

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Safety pin factory.

'The last time you were here, your room was trashed.'

"Easy does it, Ralph."

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

All Food Must Be Covered

Betty liked to use safety glasses

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

'I told you not to play with matches.'

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

"Henry's always on call!"