Crash Test Fan Gifts

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"The invention of taxidermy."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Head in the sand.

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

'No, you can't take a mulligan on your test.'

Submarine emerges on top of building

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

'This industry's going to the wall!'

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

'The last time you were here, your room was trashed.'

I think it's your suspension!

'How come I never get to drive on our dates?'

"Easy does it, Ralph."

'That charge is for amy accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

"I brought you a new car last year."

Crash Test Smartie

0 Days Since Last Accident

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

Crash test dummy has sign in rear of test car that says "Dummy On Board"

'I collided with this stationary truck coming the other way!'