Car Crash Simulation Fan Gifts

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Artists At The Auto Show

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Taking to the sky...

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'I believe you were first.'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

Angry pensioner

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The Race

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Head in the sand.

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Cylinder Head

Sprinting speeding ticket

On your mark, get set, go!

Scranton the Ride

GOAT PATH

"It's like I'm in space with a headache."

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

Virtual reality platform.

Flight Simulator / a Penguin using a flight simulator to experience flying.

"I couldn't catch it, but I got the plates."

'What do you mean you don't like to chase cars? How can you resist the noise, the danger, the smell of exhaust fumes?'