Car Crash Simulation Fan Gifts

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Taking to the sky...

Artists At The Auto Show

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'I believe you were first.'

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

BOEING Suspends Flights.

Angry pensioner

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Race

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Head in the sand.

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

Sprinting speeding ticket

Cylinder Head

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

On your mark, get set, go!

Scranton the Ride

Virtual reality platform.

"It's like I'm in space with a headache."

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

GOAT PATH

Train ride simulator.

Flight Simulator / a Penguin using a flight simulator to experience flying.

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

Finish. Hand over the medal. Tortoise

Two dogs butt drag racing on long stretch of carpet in grandstand.