Car Chase Fan Gifts

Wedding Car Cans chase down a car.

'What do you mean you don't like to chase cars? How can you resist the noise, the danger, the smell of exhaust fumes?'

"I couldn't catch it, but I got the plates."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'... and make it look like an accident.'

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Taking to the sky...

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'I believe you were first.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"I don't get it. Diego Dominguez has a 1963 Chevy Impala convertible, all the girls think he's cute and all the guys think he's cool! Why can't I have that?"

The Race

Angry pensioner

'And this is our basic model.'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Leaving Rest Area.

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Cylinder Head

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

Sprinting speeding ticket

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

On your mark, get set, go!

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

Musician Chasing his Fleeing Drum

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"