Car Journey Fan Gifts

Leaving Rest Area.

Dear warning sign.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'How about a nice saloon?'

Support groups for car repairs.

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

On holiday...

Artists At The Auto Show

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

'I'll see you guys when you get there.'

Cylinder Head

Crossing the Road

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

'Hi,I'm on the train.'

It's A Way We Have In The Army.

I'm sending a video of this to the kids so they can watch it in the car. Lookout Point.

Finishing Line

Germany Beer

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

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