Quirky Journey Fan Gifts

'How do we get back to the park?'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Jasper's Limo Service.

"He's at that awkward age."

'Driving without a flag?'

"You get one every time you order something online."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Giant Ice Skates

Tapped Tree

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

Pirate trying on parrots.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

Leaving Rest Area.

Tea Cup Ride

Time For This Odd House

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

'Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.'

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

Germany Beer

By the Card

Dear warning sign.

Hitch-hiking spider with sign - 'Bath'.

"Spot lent it to me so I wouldn't touch my face."

Small Ads. For Sale :- Solid Pine Table and Chairs.

"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."

Japan's famous 'Bullet' train about to leave the station.

'Meet Regan the vegan, Ray the gay and Tommie the commie.'

Christmas Tree

Helga was keen to take out a patent on her novel design for a new means of child conveyance!

Good news. Fins are back in.