Quirky Carriage Fan Gifts

Giant Ice Skates

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'How about a nice saloon?'

The water desk

Old-fashioned computer

"We're out of flowers."

'Driving without a flag?'

Jasper's Limo Service.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"He's at that awkward age."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

'A Dust Cow'.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Crazy paving company.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

The Booger.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Pirate trying on parrots.

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains