Quiet Carriage Fan Gifts

In the event of emergency, break glass gently.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Christmas tree exchange

Ancient taxi

Jasper's Limo Service.

Giant Ice Skates

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

Inflatable car

Campaign Trail

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

'Tickets, please.'

A bendy-cow.

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

Sid James

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Cultchah!

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

"Would passengers sitting in the Quiet Zone please...Shut the F**K UP!"

Pubic transport

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Snowmen Games

The Fantasy Train

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

Accident

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'

Have you tried eating soup on a high speed train?"

Giant Crossword out of Window.