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Tea Cup Ride

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

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The water desk

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Jasper's Limo Service.

'Driving without a flag?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"He's at that awkward age."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"I just want to see how you look in a cubicle."

Giant Ice Skates

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Pirate trying on parrots.

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

Freak Accident Specialist

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

Dog putting coin into a 'Leg Ride' machine

Time For This Odd House

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Rico Pazzolini's Electric Chair

"I'd like the mud and the hot rocks therapy. Tell me more about this slingshot treatment."

101 uses of a dead cat: stool

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

"Goodbye, Masked Kid, and thanks for all the help!"

"Spot lent it to me so I wouldn't touch my face."

All-terrain vegetables.

'The carnival has a company car.'