Quirky Hr Fan Gifts

What do you think of the application so far?

"I just want to see how you look in a cubicle."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

The water desk

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"He's at that awkward age."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Driving without a flag?'

Crazy paving company.

A Protractor.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Pirate trying on parrots.

Sugar Machine

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

Freak Accident Specialist

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

Time For This Odd House

"She has to find just the right spot."

Tea Cup Ride

Dave wanted to make sure that he'd be able to blow out all the candles on his cake.

Solar powered sunbed.

'We're looking for a candidate who is good at handling unexpected situations!'

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

101 uses of a dead cat: stool

Rico Pazzolini's Electric Chair

"I'd like the mud and the hot rocks therapy. Tell me more about this slingshot treatment."

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

"When did the flies around here start getting tiny little airbags?"

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Silhouettes