Quirky Hr Fan Prints

What do you think of the application so far?

"I just want to see how you look in a cubicle."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

The water desk

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Driving without a flag?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"He's at that awkward age."

Crazy paving company.

A Protractor.

Pirate trying on parrots.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Sugar Machine

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

"She has to find just the right spot."

Time For This Odd House

Tea Cup Ride

Solar powered sunbed.

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

'We're looking for a candidate who is good at handling unexpected situations!'

"I'd like the mud and the hot rocks therapy. Tell me more about this slingshot treatment."

Rico Pazzolini's Electric Chair

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

101 uses of a dead cat: stool

Silhouettes

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

All-terrain vegetables.

'The carnival has a company car.'