Quirky Health Fan Prints

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Antler Buzzers.

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

"He's at that awkward age."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'Extreme acupuncture.'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'

"It's our most effective diet plan - Hugo, here, follows you around with a stomach pump!"

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

Fruits and vegetables

"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."

Pop up hell

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

Time For This Odd House