Quirky Fitness Fan Prints

"This pose is excellent preparation for all those times when you have to stand on one foot with your arms above your head."

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"It's our most effective diet plan - Hugo, here, follows you around with a stomach pump!"

Treadmills for people who miss the city.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

On the back of the t-shirt...

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Jarvis Cocker

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Sisyphus during Covid

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Reasonableman

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Exercise Bars

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"He's deliciously vintage."

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

The Unsportables: Relay

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Footballer and Bacteria.

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Monster Baseball

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."