Quirky Fitness Fan T-Shirts

"This pose is excellent preparation for all those times when you have to stand on one foot with your arms above your head."

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"It's our most effective diet plan - Hugo, here, follows you around with a stomach pump!"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

On the back of the t-shirt...

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Sisyphus during Covid

Exercise Bars

Reasonableman

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Footballer and Bacteria.

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

The Unsportables: Relay

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Monster Baseball

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter