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"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Antler Buzzers.

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

"He's at that awkward age."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'Extreme acupuncture.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

Fruits and vegetables

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"It's our most effective diet plan - Hugo, here, follows you around with a stomach pump!"

It's not a tongue depressor, it's a used popsicle stick. If you can name the flavor, your taste buds pass the test.

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'

"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."

Pop up hell

'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

Time For This Odd House

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'