Quirky Nutrition Fan Pillows

Fruits and vegetables

Vegetarian Birds

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Attack of the 'health' foods

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Football fans in corona times

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

'You should give her a bigger breakfast - She's just eaten my thermometer!'

"It's our most effective diet plan - Hugo, here, follows you around with a stomach pump!"

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

The B1 Vitamin Bomber

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

Live yogurt.

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

Pop up hell

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

"I'm on the 'half and half' diet. I eat half and my dog eats the other half."

Patient to pharmacist: 'So, is it contagious?'

"It's natural food, sir - Just eat it with your fingers."

"I sprinkle each bun with a little chia seed...you know...nature's super food."

'I'm on this 3 month diet...it only lasts a week, but it feels like 3 months.'