Quirky Nutrition Fan Mugs

Fruits and vegetables

Vegetarian Birds

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Attack of the 'health' foods

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

Football fans in corona times

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

'You should give her a bigger breakfast - She's just eaten my thermometer!'

What, I'm the only one suddenly craving walnuts?

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

The B1 Vitamin Bomber

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

It's not a tongue depressor, it's a used popsicle stick. If you can name the flavor, your taste buds pass the test.

"It's our most effective diet plan - Hugo, here, follows you around with a stomach pump!"

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

Live yogurt.

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'

Pop up hell

"I'm on the 'half and half' diet. I eat half and my dog eats the other half."

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

'I'm on this 3 month diet...it only lasts a week, but it feels like 3 months.'

"I sprinkle each bun with a little chia seed...you know...nature's super food."

"It's natural food, sir - Just eat it with your fingers."

Geez, Bob, maybe you should see a chiropractor.

Tell me more about the sunflower seed diet.