Quirky Wellness Fan Mugs

Celebrity Yoga.

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Deer Cross Dressing.

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

Beachy Hair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Football fans in corona times

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

It's not a tongue depressor, it's a used popsicle stick. If you can name the flavor, your taste buds pass the test.

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

Fruits and vegetables

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

"It's our most effective diet plan - Hugo, here, follows you around with a stomach pump!"

'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

"Fruit of the Loon"

'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'

Auto Repair. I'm just taking it in for a few adjustments. A visit to the car-o-practor!

Annual 10K Fun Run

Carrie White found a manicurist who makes house calls.

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

Sans Paroles

"You may hear a few wise cracks."

'That's strange, I never forget things.'