Quirky Carriage Fan T-Shirts

Giant Ice Skates

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'How about a nice saloon?'

Old-fashioned computer

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"He's at that awkward age."

Jasper's Limo Service.

'Driving without a flag?'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Crazy paving company.

'A Dust Cow'.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

The Booger.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Pirate trying on parrots.

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these