Nostalgic Journey Fan Gifts

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Senior Jeopardy!

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

A bit of Newlyn.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Angels making snow humans

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'I finally memorized my social security number.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

"One moment while Mommy waxes nostalgic."

"He misses his commute ."

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Mr. Tater Tot

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'