Nostalgic Journey Fan Gifts

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Senior Jeopardy!

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

A bit of Newlyn.

Crap others threw out

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

Angels making snow humans

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Rest area - 12 mile.

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

You're not a little girl anymore

'...And if we look over to our right, we have the house Voltaire spend his formative years in,,,ahead in the tall grey building we have the home of....'

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

'I finally memorized my social security number.'

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

The boys and I decided to get revenge on Congress by buying their web browsing histories. What "boys"? You have "boys," Mort? Of course. Every week I get together with fellow WWII and Korean War Vets, and we play poker, watch "Three Stooges" movie reels ... plot to retake government from the younger stupider generations ... There was a whole lot of stupidity in your generation's leaders too, Mort. Yes ... but our stupidity was a lot classier.

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Mr. Tater Tot

"One moment while Mommy waxes nostalgic."

"He misses his commute ."

Is there anything wrong, doctor? I thought drum solos went out with the 1960s.

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'