Car Chase Fan Pillows

Wedding Car Cans chase down a car.

'What do you mean you don't like to chase cars? How can you resist the noise, the danger, the smell of exhaust fumes?'

"I couldn't catch it, but I got the plates."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Taking to the sky...

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'I believe you were first.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'And this is our basic model.'

Angry pensioner

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Leaving Rest Area.

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Sprinting speeding ticket

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

Cylinder Head

On your mark, get set, go!

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

Musician Chasing his Fleeing Drum

Supercharge bullock cart.

You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres.

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!