Playful Pursuit Fan Pillows

It's worse than you think - his tail's actually chasing him.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'How about a nice saloon?'

A History of Graphic Violence

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Centaur Sprinter

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

White Sale

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Football Drinks

City Police...K - 41/2 unit

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Fat Kid 27- Makes a slug

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

"Ooh, scrummy!"

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Musician Chasing his Fleeing Drum

Triple Jumper.

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'