Playful Pursuit Fan Pillows

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

A History of Graphic Violence

'How about a nice saloon?'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Centaur Sprinter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

White Sale

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Football Drinks

City Police...K - 41/2 unit

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Fat Kid 27- Makes a slug

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

"Ooh, scrummy!"

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Triple Jumper.

Musician Chasing his Fleeing Drum

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

"Tag. . . you're it!"

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'