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Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

A History of Graphic Violence

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"He did it!"

The Investigation

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

Moon Line UP

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

'A dynamite sales idea, Lou. I'm just sorry I have to notify the police.'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."

'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

World of Cow: A blade of grass does a police sketch of a cow suspect.

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Take me to Joanna Lumley."

'I'm sure the officer will understand why I'm not stopping.'