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Billy. The Kid.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

A History of Graphic Violence

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

The Investigation

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Moon Line UP

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

'A dynamite sales idea, Lou. I'm just sorry I have to notify the police.'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."

'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

'You have the right to remain silent.'

World of Cow: A blade of grass does a police sketch of a cow suspect.

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'I'm sure the officer will understand why I'm not stopping.'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand