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'My lawyer says he's pretty sure this is police entrapment.'

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

The Investigation

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

Moon Line UP

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'You got a search warrant?'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

Heart bypass in progress.

"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"