Police Operation Fan Prints

'My lawyer says he's pretty sure this is police entrapment.'

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"He did it!"

The Investigation

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

Moon Line UP

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'You got a search warrant?'

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

Wimpy Harry

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."

Heart bypass in progress.